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- Top Ten Perks Of Winning The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
Top Ten Perks Of Winning The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show
10. Winning makes you forget how much you smell like dog
9. He's been invited to the White House to drink out of the toilet
8. The past 24 hours I've eaten so much free dog food it's silly
7. Mayor Bloomberg has given him special permission to smoke indoors
6. That old slipper Josh chewed on? I just sold it on eBay for $500
5. It's down to us and that Taco Bell dog for the next "Beethoven" movie
4. We both get $2 off our next flea bath
3. Fun to call the Red Sox and ask, "So have you ever won anything?"
2. If we're lucky, a chance to appear on "The Tonight Show"
1. A whole lot of tail
Submitted by Pasadena Phil
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