Two rednecks decided that they werenﾒt going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history,and logic.
ﾓWhatﾒs logic?ﾔ the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, ﾓLet me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?ﾔ
ﾓI sure do.ﾔ
ﾓThen I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,ﾔ replied the professor.
ﾓThatﾒs real good!ﾔ said the redneck.
The professor continued, ﾓLogic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.ﾔ
Impressed, the redneck said, ﾓAmazing!ﾔ
ﾓAnd since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.ﾔ
ﾓThatﾒs Betty Mae! This is incredible!ﾔ The redneck was catching on.
ﾓFinally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,ﾔ said the professor.
ﾓYouﾒre absolutely right! Why thatﾒs the most fascinationﾒ thing I ever heard! I canﾒt wait to take that logic class!ﾔ
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting. ﾓSo what classes are ya takinﾒ?ﾔ asked the friend.
ﾓMath, history, and logic!ﾔ replied the first redneck.
ﾓWhat in tarnation is logic?ﾔ asked his friend.
ﾓLet me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?ﾔ asked the first redneck.
ﾓNo,ﾔ his friend replied.
ﾓYouﾒre queer, ainﾒt ya?ﾔ
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