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Strange Things a True Southerner Knows
Strange Things a True Southerner Knows
The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
What general direction cattywumpus is.
That gimme sugar dont mean pass the sugar.
When somebodys fixin to do something, it wont be long.
The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.
How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.
Knows what, Well I Suwannee !! means.
Aint nobodys biscuits like Grandmas biscuits !!
A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
Real gravy dont come from the store.
When by and by is.
How to handle their pot likker.
The difference between pert near and a right far piece.
The differences between a redneck and a good ol boy.
Never to go snipe hunting twice.
At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.
Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll em up past the elbows.
You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.
A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddys pants up.
Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.
Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.
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