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Top 9 Signs Your Religion May Not Be So Peaceful
Top 9 Signs Your Religion May Not Be So Peaceful
9. Your holy book is so defiant that it even refuses to follow the "Q-U" rule.
8. You detonated a car bomb on Old MacDonald's Farm to "end the mocking 'oink-oink' sounds of his wretched swine."
7. You feel that Hitler never took anti-Semitism "to that next level."
6. You have listed Dagwood Bumstead, Charlie Brown and Garfield the Cat as dangerous enemies who must be eliminated swiftly.
5. Your God has ordered more hits than John Gotti (allegedly).
4. (tie) Every day is "Ash Wednesday", except with real human ashes.
4. (tie) Yours is the first group of any sort to become angry at Scandinavian people other than during the big Volvo recall of '95.
3. Rites of passage for your youth involve severing human heads.
2. The only reference in your literature to women receiving rights is "as a follow-up to a left hook."
1. You have contemplated a jihad against Germany because you heard that an enormous number of "steins" are made there.
Submitted by Kelly
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