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You Might be a Redneck Jedi...
You might be a redneck Jedi...
If your first name is acutally "Jed" and your middle initial is "I."
You use R2D2 as a garbage disposal.
You use R2's hologram projector to watch Nascar.
You use the Force to pick winning Lotto numbers.
Your favorite Jedi mind trick is to wipe the cop's memory that you had an open six-pack in the back seat of your land speeder.
You use C3PO's head for a tobacco spitoon.
You use your lightsaber for frying pork ribs.
Submitted by Bubba
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